so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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