They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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