everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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