she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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