Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just gargled with NyQuil
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm both gender and math confused
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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