i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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