Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
how does that bad decision feel?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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