so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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