ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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