She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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