I need to stop coming to work sober
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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