You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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