Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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