This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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