I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize