What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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