pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize