for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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