the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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