in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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