He passed out mid-signature
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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