I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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