yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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