Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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