hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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