absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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