It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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