The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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