she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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