I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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