yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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