It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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