so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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