They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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