i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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