Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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