i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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