have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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