"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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