So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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