i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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