Whod you bang
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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