I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
