I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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