Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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