i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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