There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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