the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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