If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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