I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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