I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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