It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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