Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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