i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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