They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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