All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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