is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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