Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize