if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
NoShamevember. You game?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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