I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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